Education:
University of Texas at Austin
About:
Every artist wants to be appreciated and complimented on their works. Well most of them. I gave this up. I also have no urge to be published or smelted into a 50 foot copper effigy from pennies when I...
Tagline:
I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't draw. But sometimes I write a story or create digital media.
Bragging Rights:
I once jumped up and down 5001 consecutive times on a Pogo stick without falling off or stopping.I have no "witnesses" or circumstantial evidence of this god-like 5001 leap achievement. However I never would never lie about a non-stop Pogo-hop-a-thon (or any other percussive, spring-piston-based, up-and down,rhythmic endeavor.) After achieving my 5001 hop personal world record, I never Pogo stick jumped again. I retired on a high point because that is what champions do. The Pogo stick is still in my parents garage on display behind a velvet rope. For a dollar I will unhook the chrome hook attached to the velvet rope and let you pass. For an additional 5 dollars, I will take take a Polaroid picture of you standing next to the legendary Huffy Brand, model J6, Burnt Orange Pogo Stick.